This about sums it up.
Dear President Obama:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would
like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
Mexico, and we'll need your help to
make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy,
President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grand-kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to includeclasses on American culture and history.
6. I want my grand-kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grand-kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every
patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my
housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have
a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative
comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business
I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or
about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive freefood stamps .
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, pleaseenroll me free into the Mexican Social Security
program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all
these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that
President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my health, and I would
like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
Mexico, and we'll need your help to
make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy,
President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.
4. I want my grand-kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include
6. I want my grand-kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grand-kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase
car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local
traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every
patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my
housetop, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have
a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative
comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business
I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or
about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free
15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help me buy a car.
18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please
program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all
these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that
President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
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